My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. – Dottie Archibald
Housekeeping ain’t no joke. – Louisa May Alcott
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller
Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. – Marcelene Cox
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it. – Evan Esar
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Anonymous
Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. – Ann Oakley